Did Jesus Use A Modem At The Sermon On The Mount?

Did Jesus use a modem, At the Sermon on the Mount?
Did He ever try a broadcast fax, To send his message out?
Did the disciples carry beepers, As they went about their route?
Did Jesus use a modem, At the Sermon on the Mount?
 
Did Paul use a laptop, With lots of RAM and ROM?
Were his letters posted on BBS, At paul.rome.com?
Did the man from Macedonia, Send an e-mail saying "Come?"
Did Paul use a laptop, With lots of RAM and ROM?
 
Did Moses use a joystick, At the parting of the Sea?
And a satellite guidance tracking system, To show him where to be?
Did he write the law on tablets, Or are they really on CD?
Did Moses use a joystick, At the parting of the Sea?
 
Did Jesus really die for us, One day upon a tree?
Or was it a hologram, or technical wizardry?
Can you download the live action video clip, To play on your pc?
Did Jesus really die for us, One day upon a tree?
 
Have the wonders of this modern age, Made you question what is true?
How a single man, in a simple time, Could offer life anew?
How a sinless life, a cruel death, Then a glorious life again,
Could offer more to a desperate world, Than all the inventions of man?
 
If in your life, the voice of God, Is sometimes hard to hear.
With other voices calling, His doesn't touch your ear.
Than set aside your laptop and modem, And all your fancy gear.
And open your Bible, open your heart, and let your Father draw near.
 
-- Author Unknown
 
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Three Strangers

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them.
 
She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
 
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
 
"No", she said. "He's out."
 
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
 
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
 
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
 
The woman went out and invited the men in.
 
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
 
"Why is that?" she wanted to know.
 
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success and I am Love."  Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
 
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed.  "How nice!!", he said,  "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
 
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
 
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
 
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
 
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
 
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success:
 
"I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
 
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him.  Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"
 
-- Author Unknown
 
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